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  For the war dogs

  Contents

  Map

  Prologue

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Knightley & Son will return ...

  About the Author

  Prologue

  No Exit

  It was a two packet of digestives problem. Possibly even three. And tonight of course he’d only brought a single Club biscuit, which he’d consumed over fifteen minutes ago. The new diet was doing little for his generous waistline and even less for his powers of concentration.

  Uncle Bill (also known as Montague Billoch from the Department of the Unexplained) rummaged around in the depths of his coat pockets for any morsel that might have eluded him, finding only one woollen glove, coated in breadcrumbs and lacking a significant other. He gave up, rubbed his hands together against the cold, blew a plume of smoke from the cigar between his teeth and continued his lumbering stride along the brightly lit Victoria Embankment, with the River Thames glittering darkly below.

  And still his search had produced nothing: no evidence of the rumoured subterranean tunnels that led from the villains’ secret bunker under Down Street Tube station, delivering would-be escapees to the river. No mysterious arches, no doorways in walls. Bill leaned over the stone balustrade, looking down towards the water, finding no footprints in the silty mudflats and no secret moorings where speedboats might have lain in wait. There were no clues whatsoever. He’d begun to think this routine was exactly that: routine. He was also starting to question the wisdom of his long-time colleague and pal, private eye Alan Knightley, who had suggested this fool’s errand in the first place. If Alan’s college-chum-turned-mortal-enemy, Morton Underwood, had somehow escaped from the Tube tracks three months ago, it was anyone’s guess where he was now. Also missing were Underwood’s colleagues from the sinister crime organisation known as the Combination: an awesome foe that had cast a long shadow over London with its almost supernatural feats of evil and corruption.

  The one consolation was that if Alan’s thirteen-year-old son, Darkus Knightley, was half as capable a detective as he’d proved on his first case, he would no doubt be following his own lines of inquiry. With the help of that unusual stepsister, Tilly, of course, who wanted to find the Combination for her own reasons: to avenge her mother’s death.

  Uncle Bill set aside these thoughts and ambled on past the Houses of Parliament, which were wrapped in a treacly mist, their facets tinted orange by the floodlights. As he walked under the street lamps of Parliament Square, his massive form – with the homburg hat at its apex – cast its own near-planetary shadow over the surroundings. As if on cue, Big Ben began striking midnight, reverberating into the heavens and beyond.

  Bill proceeded through the square, navigated two pedestrian crossings and found himself back on the river walk, which was by now deserted. A few passing lorries and minicabs were the only signs of life. Those, and the enormous London Eye watching silently and ominously from the other side of the restless waters.

  Bill raised his collar and pressed on, feeling a twinge in his knee from the nasty spill he’d suffered on the Knightleys’ last investigation. Hopefully any future cases would be less physically taxing. And less taxing on the already stretched finances of his little-known and little-thought-of department of Scotland Yard. Bill reminded himself that by the time he reached the Millennium Bridge he could, in good conscience, hail a cab, return to his modest but comfortable apartment in Putney and gain access to his secret refreshment cupboard.

  As Bill relished this idea he heard a loud click on the pavement behind him. It sounded metallic, like a steel nail falling on to the paving stones with a single strike. But when he turned around, there was nothing there. Just the dim globes of the street lights, and the trunks of the trees extending evenly into the distance.

  Uncle Bill hesitantly removed the cigar from his teeth, examined the scene once more, then continued along the river walk with a slightly more urgent stride. His waddling shadow would have been shambolic were it not for its surprising speed. Bill glanced at the road running alongside him, but of course at this moment, there were no vehicles in sight. Before he could open his mouth to curse, the click returned again – clear as day – like a heavy pin dropping.

  This time, Bill spun round with incredible stealth, hoping to catch the culprit in the act.

  ‘Aye mah auntie. Ye ol’ bampot,’ he blurted in his almost unbelievably thick Scottish accent.

  There was still nothing there. Except for . . . a small pair of twinkling eyes approximately fifty metres in his wake. The eyes hovered about a metre off the ground, then they darted back behind a tree.

  ‘Whit? Ya mad dafty . . .’

  Bill turned back, trying to act casual, and ambled faster, puffing smoke into the sky. And as the mists parted for a moment, he could make out a perfectly full moon.

  ‘Just mah luck –’

  At that moment, he was interrupted by a howl so loud that he initially mistook it for a boating horn somewhere on the Thames. But instead of a flat monotone, this sound rose into a feral wail that sent the hair on Bill’s back (and there was a generous amount of it) standing on end. And from the guttural rattle of the beast, it sounded even hungrier than Bill was.

  Bill took to his heels – which in this case were a pair of orthopaedic loafers that were designed for comfort and support, not for running – and he hurtled headlong down the centre of the river walk, under the light of the moon.

  Behind him, the metallic click on the pavement became a clatter as the sharp claws of the beast accelerated to a gallop, its eyes unblinking, focused on its prey.

  Bill waved his arms at a passing car but the driver failed to notice him through the row of tree trunks – or failed to care. The London Eye continued to watch indifferently from across the river.

  The metallic clatter raced up behind Bill, and knowing he had no chance of outrunning it, he turned to face the enemy, his arms spread wide as if he intended to hug it to death.

  ‘Whit da –?’

  There was nothing there. Just the dim arc of the street lamp capturing an empty stretch of river walk. Bill blew out his cheeks with relief and took a hefty tug on his cigar. Then, as he turned back around he discovered a low, muscular shape blocking his way, vapour trails rising from its nostrils. Its formidable torso was draped in shadow.

  It was a dog of some kind. Or a wolf.

  The animal’s jaws opened as if in slow motion, with half a dozen glistening strings of saliva stretching between the lower mandible and the upper maxilla bone. Like a slippery and lethal musical instrument. Its body was pitch black but its coat shone with youth and vitality, even through the darkness. Its anatomy was ripped with long muscles that Bill couldn’t even identify.

  Its jaws opened wider, and its thin black lips rolled back to reveal two long rows of perfectly symmetrical and impossibly sharp teeth.

  Instead of a howl, the animal emitted a series of rhythmic grunts as if it was delivering some sort of funeral eulogy.

  Bill puffed up his chest in a primitive fight-or-flight response. Plumes of smoke escaped his cheeks as he tore the c
igar from his mouth and waved its dim ember in the direction of the beast to ward it off. Needless to say, it had profoundly little effect.

  ‘Hing aff us!’ he warned, before tossing the cigar over his shoulder, sensing that it would be of no further use.

  Bill desperately searched his deep coat pockets for any weapon or talisman to save him. Incredibly, his fingers detected the corner of what felt like a torn chocolate wrapper: a rogue Penguin biscuit if he was not mistaken.

  Maintaining a poker face, Bill eased the half-eaten biscuit into his grasp – and for a fleeting millisecond he did in fact consider eating it, but then he thought better of it – and quickly yanked it out of his pocket and threw it in the opposite direction. The canine’s instincts were confused for a split second as its eyes followed the treat, and Bill darted around the beast, using a tree trunk for cover.

  ‘Ha!’ Bill managed as he cantered further down the river walk. He may be a goner, but at least he wasn’t going down without a fight.

  The metallic clattering of the creature’s claws started up with a vengeance, accompanied by an amused growl, indicating the prize would be all the more sweet for this minor setback.

  Bill’s hat blew off as he ran his version of an Olympic sprint. The slingshot shape of the Millennium Bridge loomed ahead of him, stretching over the water. It was always the end goal, and now Bill sensed it was a matter of life or death. As his orthopaedic loafers covered the distance, the sudden aerobic exercise had the odd side effect of clearing his mind.

  Who could have set this beast on him? No idea. Bill had enemies, but he was more bureaucrat than field agent. How could it have tracked him? By smell of course. Something Bill had in plentiful supply. Smell. Smell was what he had to rid himself of. And fast.

  Bill reached the entrance to the bridge and ran up the walkway, his chest heaving and his overcoat flapping in the wind. The curved railings and lateral suspension beams extended on either side of him with the water bubbling menacingly below.

  He managed to get fifty metres across the bridge when he felt the warm breath of the beast on the back of his meaty calves. He turned to face the enemy once more.

  The dog was almost smiling, its slick coat glowing in the mist. Playtime was over, it was dinner time now – and Bill presented a buffet spread of possibilities.

  ‘A’right, beastie,’ he wheezed.

  The dog hissed through its bared teeth.

  ‘Cheerio for nou –’ Bill grabbed hold of the railing and hoisted himself over, teetering on the edge for a few seconds, like a side of beef on a butcher’s scale.

  The dog leaped up at him and bit, tearing away a piece of calf flesh and corduroy. But gravity was on Bill’s side, and with another small budge, his full bulk toppled over the edge of the railings.

  Somehow, Bill had the forethought to tuck his knees against his belly (as close as his physique would permit) then wrapped his arms around them, forming a human cannonball as he hit the freezing surface of the Thames, ejecting a tower of water into the air in his wake. A bystander on dry land described the scene as similar to a small car being dropped into a lake.

  Bill instantly vanished underwater, his entire form being swallowed up by the river. Within moments, the tower of water evaporated and the Thames returned to its restless flow, leaving no trace of him.

  The dog watched from the bridge, whined with abject disappointment, then trotted back across the walkway and into the night.

  Chapter 1

  Healthy Competition

  Darkus Knightley knelt down in the grass, planting his fingers along the chalk line. Six other runners were pos­itioned alongside him, with the Cranston School sports field extending ahead of them. Although Darkus was physically fit, his frame was slighter than many of his classmates. He considered his physical form a vessel for his brain rather than a tool in itself – although he had, on occasion, needed to rely on it for self-defence. But even then, his brain was the real weapon; his body merely followed orders. He was also far more comfortable in a nicely cut tweed suit than in his own skin – which was currently exposed to the elements with only a running vest, shorts and a clunky pair of trainers for protection. And no hat.

  The benefit of exercise, in his mind, was that it dulled the noise of the ‘catastrophiser’ – that trusty tool of his, which continually digested potential clues from his immediate surroundings and churned out the worst-case scenario. Of course the worst-case scenario was often not the case, but when it was, the device would quickly unearth the dark, unpalatable truth.

  He also found that physical exercise provided a fresh burst of oxygen to help him solve any outstanding cases or logic problems; but, if he was honest, he had precious few of those to solve at the moment, due to the fact that his father, Alan Knightley, had once again disappeared into his work, leaving Darkus behind to deal with the trivial pursuits of school life.

  Burke, the sports master, fired the starting pistol, which snapped Darkus’s mind into sharp focus. His fingers left the chalk line and balled into fists as his legs projected him down the track. The fifteen hundred metres was a chess game as much as a race and he would need to time it perfectly if he had any hope of finishing in a reasonable position. There was no audience in attendance, and no possibility he could win, but Darkus took a certain pride in everything he did. Strangely, the last time he’d run with such determination was when he was being pursued by Burke the sports master himself. Darkus had assisted his stepsister Tilly with her great escape from the school grounds only three months earlier. Fortunately, Burke had never made a positive identification. Of course back then the stakes had been infinitely higher: saving his father’s life; and protecting the world from his one-time godfather Morton Underwood and the evil Combination. Today was a far simpler game.

  Matt Wilson, the school champion and an honest competitor, was already moving towards the inside lane, leading the pack. Brendan Doyle, who was built like an outhouse and wasn’t exactly charitable by nature – due to an unhappy home life, Darkus deduced – jostled for position, still wearing the hoodie that he routinely used to intimidate fellow classmates. The teachers had put Doyle down a couple of years, which only added to his physical superiority. Darkus allowed Doyle to move in front of him and watched as the bully elbowed other runners out of the way.

  Darkus turned the first corner, near the back of the pack – then saw something in the undergrowth at the edge of the track: it was the glint of a single lens. By the diameter of the reflection Darkus estimated it was a telephoto lens, with a focal length of between two hundred and three hundred millimetres. Darkus’s catas­trophiser started whirring feverishly, stealing oxygen from the rest of his body and raising his heart rate. It was unlikely to be a sniper. There were more discreet ways to dispose of a detective than on a school playing field. But if not, then who was it? As his arms and legs kept moving, his breathing sped up and he experienced a burning sensation in his lungs from gulping down the cold air. As usual, he didn’t want to listen to the catastrophiser, but his rational brain provided no reasonable explanation.

  Darkus took evasive action by moving forward through the pack to obscure himself from whoever was watching. He saw Doyle in front of him, his hoodie visibly lagging from the exertion. Darkus moved to overtake him.

  ‘What are you doing, Dorkus?’ the boy demanded.

  ‘Nothing special,’ Darkus answered in between breaths.

  ‘Think you’re going to beat me or something?’

  ‘Highly unlikely. You have a clear, physical advantage.’

  ‘Then why are you all up in my stuff?’

  ‘Just avoiding someone,’ Darkus answered, glancing back to see the glint at six o’ clock relative to his current position.

  Doyle cocked his hoodie, baffled. ‘By the way, it’s Friday. What happened to that homework you owe me?’

  ‘I’m afraid I had to go back on our agreement,’ Darkus began. ‘My hope was that a few good marks would boost your morale and improve your overal
l performance. But I can see my intervention has had the opposite effect,’ he said, catching his breath. ‘Might I suggest focusing on sport? Perhaps of the full contact variety?’

  Darkus stopped talking, steadied his breathing and continued to move through the pack until he felt a sharp pain in his right thigh. At the same time his right leg buckled and collapsed. He silently tumbled to the grass at the side of the track, feeling a numb, wet sensation on the upper part of his leg. The three other runners in close proximity collided painfully with him and fell nearby. Wilson the school champion slowed down, looking over his shoulder to check that none of his classmates were injured. Doyle accelerated past the leader triumphantly.

  Darkus investigated the pain, reaching down to discover a small puncture wound in his thigh, which was oozing blood. The wound was too small for a sniper’s bullet, too messy for a knife blade, but perfectly corres­ponded to a homemade ‘shiv’ – or improvised blade. Darkus looked up to see Doyle toss just such a weapon – a sharpened plastic comb whose teeth had been removed – into the undergrowth at the edge of the track. Doyle, who was now leading the pack, turned and shot Darkus a sinister smile from under his hoodie.

  Darkus ignored this petty assault, and searched instead for the glinting lens, which had now vanished al­together. As Darkus scanned the surroundings, Burke jogged over to him, to inspect the wound.

  ‘You’re bleeding, Knightley.’ Burke peered over his handlebar moustache.

  ‘Must’ve caught it on a spike, sir. No harm done.’

  Darkus got to his feet, took out a monogrammed handkerchief, bound up his leg, and completed the race.

  He came last.

  Darkus’s mum, Jackie, was waiting at the school gates with Wilburforce sitting obediently beside her, his bat-ears twitching at every small sound. When Darkus approached in his usual tweed jacket and waistcoat ensemble, Wilbur wagged his tail once, which was normally the extent of the greeting. Darkus wasn’t offended by this, because he knew the German shepherd was still recovering from the deafeningly loud noises he’d encountered during his long career in the K-9 unit of the bomb disposal squad. Darkus didn’t know all the case histories because they were classified, but he could see by the greying temples and the tired eyes that Wilbur had seen more than most dogs (or people) would ever wish to.